Hold 'em Hand Nicknames

AA Pocket Rockets, Bullets, American Airlines

KK Cowboys, King Kong

QQ Double date, Canadian Aces, Siegfried and Roy, Ladies

JJ Fish Hooks, Knaves, Hooks, Jay Birds

10/10 Dimes

99 German virgin, Popeyes, Phil Hellmuth

88 Snowmen, Two Fat Ladies, Doggie Balls

77 Sunset Strip, Mullets, Saturn, Hockey Sticks

66 Route 66, Kicks

55 Speed limit, Presto

44 Magnum, Sail boat, Diana Dors

33 Crabs (looks like two crustaceans)

22 Ducks

AK Big slick

AQ Big Chick, Little Slick

AJ Black Jack, Jack-ass

A8 Dead man’s hand (A player named Wild Bill Hickok was shot in 1876 after winning with it!)

A3 Ashtray, Baskin Robbins

KQ (suited) Royalty, Marriage

KQ (off-suit) Mixed Marriage

KJ Kojak, King John

K9 A pair of dogs, Canine, Fido

QJ Maverick

Q7 Computer Hand (from an apocryphal story that a computer proved that these were the most commonly occuring cards on the Flop)

Q3 Gay waiter, San Francisco waiter (queen with a tray)

JA Jackass, Ajax

J5 Jackson five, Motown

J4 Flat tyre (what is a jack for?)

10/5 Woolworth's (because it was traditionally a chain of 5- and 10-cent stores), Five & Dime

10/4 Over And Out, Roger That, Convoy, Good Buddy

10/2 Doyle Brunson (because he won the WSOP twice with this hand)

9/8 Oldsmobile

9/5 Dolly Parton

9/2 Montana Banana (refering to how it is more likely that bananas will grow in chilly Montana than this hand making money)

7/8 RPM

7/6 Union Oil

7/2 Beer Hand (if you're playing poker's worst hand, it is time for a beer)

4/5 Jesse James, Colt 45

3/9 Jack Benny (refers to the comic's age)

3/8 Raquel Welch (said to refer to the size of the One Million Years B.C. actress' most impressive assets)